Truthfully, I haven’t written anything personal since last year at this very same time. But because my daughter’s birthday comes around every year, and I’m keeping this tradition alive, here are my 15 random thoughts for her 15th birthday … 1 – Welcome to the Freak Show. You are intimidated by the world, and the…
Category: Random Thoughts
14 random thoughts for Charley
Another birthday has come and gone, and it’s so hard to believe how much you’ve grown up! It’s been a monumental year, to say the least, and years from now, when you think of 2020, here’s what I want you to know and remember (beyond the COVID-19 Pandemic) … 1 – Clean your fucking room….
13 random thoughts for Charley
My daughter is another year older and my “random thoughts” are a little longer, so here goes … 1 – You’re a messy little smartass (and I love you). I have a problem with the cleanliness of your bedroom, this is no secret. You tell me “mom, don’t freak out when you go in my…
What I learned in 2017 …
There’s something about the closing of another year that turns me into somewhat of a sentimental asshole.
One sock on, one sock off
Lately I’ve been waking up with one sock on and one sock off. Usually it’s my left foot that ends up sockless, while the sock on my right foot seems perfectly in place. When this happens, I get up and go about my morning routine while walking around the house wearing only one sock because,…
Carry On, Asshole
So, it’s mid-January, and right about now is when all those New Year’s resolutions you made two weeks ago start to fade into oblivion—along with what little money you had left in your bank account after Christmas. Personally, I don’t make New Year’s resolutions. I think they’re just one more way of setting myself up…
Let’s all get stoned and make out
Now that I have your attention, let’s get down and dirty and talk about something completely opposite from the title of this blog. Never fear though, I’ll come back to the getting stoned and making out part, but bear with me while I pontificate on something that makes us all shudder—criticism. We all hate criticism,…